THEY THINK I’M JUST A “COWGIRL BARBIE”—BUT I RUN THIS WHOLE DAMN RANCH

I don’t usually get riled up about strangers, but today? I damn near snapped.

It started at the feed store. I was picking up mineral blocks and fencing wire, wearing my usual—mud-caked boots, faded jeans, and yeah, my long blonde braid tucked under a beat-up ball cap. The guy at the counter gave me this look like I was lost. Asked if I needed directions to the gift shop.

I said, “Nah, just here to buy the same stuff I’ve been buying every week for ten years.”

He laughed. Laughed.

Then he asked if my “husband” would be loading the truck.

I told him my husband left five years ago and the cows didn’t seem to care. I run 240 acres on my own. Fix broken water lines, birth calves at 2 a.m., haul hay like it’s nothing. But people still see the blonde hair and the woman part and just… assume.

Even my neighbors treat me like I’m playing rancher. Roy, the guy across the creek, keeps “checking in” on my fences like I didn’t graduate top of my ag science class. He’ll say things like, “Don’t overwork yourself, sweetheart.” Meanwhile, I patched his busted water line last winter in the middle of a snowstorm.

I try to let it roll off, but it builds up. You get tired of proving yourself twice just to be seen as half capable.

Then today, after all that, I got home and found a letter nailed to my barn door. No stamp. No return name. Just a folded-up note that said one thing:

“I know what you did with the west pasture.”

I read those words about five times. They hit me like a stiff wind at the top of the ridge. The west pasture’s my pride and joy—thirty acres of grazing land that I’ve been painstakingly restoring for nearly a year. When my ex-husband left, the fence lines were trashed, soil was eroded, and there were gaping holes where we had tested out some half-baked irrigation plan. I poured my heart into that patch, reseeding it, fertilizing, and fixing the water system so the grass would come back strong. Now it’s lush and green as any photograph in a ranching magazine.

I couldn’t imagine what “I know what you did with the west pasture” was supposed to mean. Maybe it was some prank by local teenagers. Or maybe Roy left it, trying to get me rattled. The man’s about as friendly as a prickly pear sometimes, but writing ominous notes isn’t exactly his style. Then again, I couldn’t think of anyone else with enough interest in my operation to leave a cryptic message on my barn.

I stuffed the letter in my back pocket and tried to move on with my day. I had chores to do, animals to feed, phone calls to make. But that note kept popping into my head like a stubborn weed. By late afternoon, I realized I wasn’t gonna be able to focus until I got some answers. So I did the only logical thing I could think of: hopped in my old truck and drove across the creek to Roy’s place.

Roy was out by his workshop when I rolled up. He saw me stepping out of the truck, started waving, then noticed my face was dead serious and let his arm drop.

“Hey there,” he called. “Everything okay?”

I held up the note, now crinkled from being in my pocket. “This ring any bells?”

He squinted at the words. “Nope. You say somebody left that at your place?”

“Nailed it to my barn door.”

“Strange.” He scratched the stubble on his chin. “You ask old man Garrison if he’s messing with you?”

Old man Garrison was another neighbor, famous for being cantankerous. He gripes about folks crossing his property lines even when they’re nowhere near them. Still, it didn’t feel like him. He’d just come right up and cuss you out if he had a problem.

I shook my head. “Not yet. Figured I’d start with you.”

Roy frowned. “Well, not me. Not my style.” Then his frown turned into something a little more thoughtful. “But I do know there’s been talk that you’ve got some new buyer lined up for your heifers.”

I let out a low whistle. “Word travels fast in these parts. Yeah, I’ve been thinking about switching to a different buyer—my current contract ain’t exactly paying top dollar. But that’s none of anybody’s business.”

He shrugged. “You know how folks gossip. Anyway, I’m telling you straight: wasn’t me. Wish I could help more.” Then he cleared his throat. “Uh, since you’re here, you need help with anything?”

I almost laughed at the irony. He was genuinely offering help—probably the only time in our neighborly history that he wasn’t condescending. I realized I shouldn’t take my frustration out on him. Roy was complicated, but I could see he cared in his own way. Still, I told him thanks but no thanks. I wanted to figure this problem out on my own.

The next morning started off normal enough. I did my usual sunrise routine: fed the chickens, checked on the main herd, and walked the fence line with my dog, Pepper. Pepper’s a stocky Australian Shepherd mix who goes everywhere with me. She’s protective, especially after we had a coyote problem last year. She trotted alongside me, tail wagging in the early morning sun.

I was halfway across the west pasture when I saw fresh footprints pressed into the damp soil by the pond. They weren’t mine, and they weren’t Roy’s—he’s got a heavier stride and usually leaves deeper imprints. These looked smaller, like someone maybe my size had been there. But I hadn’t been out that way in at least two days, so who on earth was poking around?

Pepper sniffed the ground, then let out a low growl. It set my nerves on edge. I ran back to the barn to see if another note was left. Nothing. But the barn door looked scratched, like someone had tried to pry the nails off. It was subtle, not enough to do real damage, but it was definitely something new.

My heart pounded. This was no teenage prank. Someone was snooping, trying to scare me—or worse. And for the first time in a while, I actually felt… uneasy. But I’d worked too hard to build my life here to be run off by a few weird threats.

That evening, I made a quick trip into town to grab a bite at the local diner and pick up some extra locks for the barn. While I was there, I ran into my friend Lucia. She’s got her own place about ten miles up the road—a dairy farm that she’s turned into a thriving business. She asked how I was doing, and before I even knew it, I blurted out the whole story: the letter, the footprints, the weird scratches on the barn. She listened closely, her eyes narrowing when I told her about the note’s message.

 

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