{"id":82,"date":"2025-06-02T20:06:09","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T20:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsfeed99.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2025-06-02T20:06:09","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T20:06:09","slug":"our-teacher-asked-what-my-favorite-animal-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsfeed99.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, \u201cFried chicken.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She said I wasn\u2019t funny, but she couldn\u2019t have been right, because everyone else laughed.<\/p>\n

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My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.<\/p>\n

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals \u2026\u2026..very much.<\/p>\n

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal\u2019s office.<\/p>\n

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.<\/p>\n

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.<\/p>\n

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.<\/p>\n

She sent me back to the principal\u2019s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.<\/p>\n

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