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Under the rug he finds a disc with four screws.<\/p>\n<p>He gets his Swiss Army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, the hotel manager asks the couple how their stay was.<\/p>\n<p>The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he\u2019s being questioned.<\/p>\n<p>The hotel manager replies, \u201cWell, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them!\u201d<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Fred and Mary got married, but can\u2019t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred\u2019s parent\u2019s home for their first night together.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>In the morning, Johnny, Fred\u2019s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.<\/p>\n<p>She replies, \u201cNo\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny asks, \u201cI think they\u2013\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His mom interrupts, \u201cI don\u2019t want to hear what you think! 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