Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. The first woman sighs and says, \u201cLast night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn\u2019t there!\u201d The second woman shakes her head and adds, \u201cSame here! My husband said he was heading to his brother\u2019s house, but when I called, he wasn\u2019t there either.\u201d The third woman smiles confidently and says, \u201cI always know exactly where my husband is.\u201d The other two women look at her, in disbelief and exclaim, \u201cThat\u2019s impossible! He must have you completely fooled!\u201d The third woman chuckles and replies,
\n\u201cOh, not at all. I\u2019m a widow.\u201d<\/p>\n
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