\u201cSorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn\u2019t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.\u201d<\/p>\n
On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had \u201chammered the plane a little hard on the runway.\u201d<\/p>\n
The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, \u201cThank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing.\u201d<\/p>\n
All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.<\/p>\n
She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and said, \u201cDo you mind if I ask a question?\u201d<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cWhy no, ma\u2019am, go ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n
She then replied, \u201cI didn\u2019t hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?\u201d<\/p>\n
A plane takes off with a two-hour delay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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