A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says. \u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it\u2019s today.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender says.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. This one is on me.\u201d<\/p>\n
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says. \u201cI would like to buy you a drink too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman says.<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing up.\u201d Says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says.<\/p>\n
\u201cI would like to buy you one too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman says. \u201cThank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cComing right up.\u201d The bartender says.<\/p>\n
As he gives her the drink, he says. \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old woman replies. \u2026<\/p>\n
. \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.\u201d<\/p>\n
A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse<\/p>\n
A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, we\u2019re mighty crowded since there\u2019s already someone in the spare room,\u201d replied the farmer. \u201cBut I guess you can stay if you don\u2019t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n
The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, \u201cThat\u2019s fine by me and in case you\u2019re worried, I want you to know I\u2019m a gentleman.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d mused the farmer, \u201cas far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n
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